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Love for Others

Love Your Neighbor As Yourself

My daughter Hannah practiced for two weeks for the high school cheerleader tryouts. She had been a junior varsity cheerleader but wanted to move to the top squad. Only three varsity spots were available in a school of about two thousands students. And Hannah was nervous about competing against the other girls.

“Dad, do you think God wants me to make the varsity squad?” she asked.

“Practice as hard as you can,” I answered. “Do your best at the tryouts, and leave the results to God.”

Her best friend, Melissa, who was already a varsity cheerleader, practiced with Hannah every day to help her make the varsity squad. They had talked about how fun it would be if they could cheer together. Melissa taught her the proper way to jump and encouraged her to keep a smile on her face. When Hannah became discouraged, Melissa always egged her on with, “You can do it, Hannah! I know you can!”

On the day of the tryouts over a hundred girls showed up to compete for the three spots. That afternoon each girl performed a routine in front of the judges. The results of the competition would be posted at 9:45 p.m. Although each contestant had high hopes of making the squad, all but three would go home heartbroken that evening.

Just before 10:00 p.m., Hannah came bursting in our front door sobbing uncontrollably. Immediately my wife, Cindy, and I jumped out of our chairs and rushed over to comfort her for not making the cheerleading squad. Cindy patted her on the back and said, “It’s OK that you didn’t make varsity cheerleader. We still love you, and we’re glad that you tried.”

Hannah continued to cry. She finally settled down and explained what happened.

“Mom and Dad, I did make varsity. But Melissa didn’t make it! The judges demoted her to the junior varsity squad and gave me her place on the varsity. She’s devastated. I hurt so badly for her!”

We were stunned. Melissa had gone the extra mile to help Hannah make the varsity team so they could cheer together. We certainly didn’t expect this strange turn of events. With hands covering her face, Hannah continued to weep. “I don’t want to be a varsity cheerleader now. I want my junior varsity position back so Melissa can stay on varsity. Do you think the judges will let me swap places with her? I love her so much. Now she says she has nothing to live for.”

“Hannah, I don’t think the judges would allow that,” I said.

She realized what she needed to do. Immediately she got up, walked out the front door, and drove to Melissa’s house. She wanted to comfort Melissa that night, so she slept on the floor next to her bed. Hannah knew the best thing she could do was to be near her friend during this difficult time.

The next few days Hannah helped her work through her devastation. Melissa put her disappointment behind her and excelled in other ways during her remaining years in high school.

I watched Hannah lead cheers at varsity football and basketball games for the next two years. But that’s not what I remember most about her cheerleading career. My fondest memory was the night she slept on the floor of a hurting friend.

When you swap places with others to feel how they hurt, you’ve taken the first step toward loving your neighbor as yourself.

(Kent Crockett, I Once Was Blind But Now I Squint, Chattanooga, TN: AMG Publishers, 2004, 85-86)



 

Lust

Love vs Lust

Don’t confuse being “in love” with being “in lust.” A pastor told me about a young couple who fell madly in lust with each other. He said, “They aren’t in love—they’re in heat!”

(Kent Crockett, I Once Was Blind But Now I Squint, Chattanooga, TN: AMG Publishers, 2004, 120)

 

The Only Way to Overcome Lust

The only way to overcome lust is through a genuine work of the Holy Spirit in your heart.

(Kent Crockett, I Once Was Blind But Now I Squint, Chattanooga, TN: AMG Publishers, 2004, 123)

 

Self-Control Instead of Remote Control

I once counseled a man who had a weakness for watching pornographic movies in his motel room when he went on business trips. I told him he needed to use self-control instead of the remote control. If he never turned on the television set, he couldn’t be tempted by it. I advised him to forget the TV, but instead take Christian books and his Bible to read.

It worked. He made a plan before he arrived at the motel to replace television-watching with book-reading. By keeping his mind occupied, he conquered the temptation.

(Kent Crockett, I Once Was Blind But Now I Squint, Chattanooga, TN: AMG Publishers, 2004, 125)

 

A Nationwide Problem

Americans are renting 800 million pornographic videos and DVDs per year. --HomeLife, February 2007

 

 

Lying

How Hitler Got People to Follow Him

"If you tell a big enough lie and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it." --Joseph Goebbels, Adolf Hitler's propoganda minister

 

Too Many Lies

Saint Peter stopped a man who was trying to enter the gates of heaven. "You've told too many lies to be permitted in here," he said.

The man protested. "Have a heart. Remember, you were once a fisherman yourself." --Reader's Digest

 

The Two Story House

A man said, "I just bought a 2-story house. The realtor told me one story before I bought it, and another story after I bought it."

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Marriage

If You Were Married to You

Let’s suppose that everyone on this planet is an absolutely identical clone of you. You all have the same preferences and opinions. Everyone thinks the same. Each individual sees from your viewpoint.

Now imagine—hypothetically, of course—that you are married to you. Would you have a perfect marriage? Would you ever argue with yourself? What if you both wanted the last piece of chicken? Suppose neither of you wanted to take out the trash. What if you were both in bad moods?

Yes, you would still have arguments with yourself if you were married to you. You would find out how difficult it can be to live with yourself. You might even ask yourself for a divorce!

(Kent Crockett, I Once Was Blind But Now I Squint, Chattanooga, TN: AMG Publishers, 2004, 7-8)

 

Perfect Pictures of Marriage

Dr. Howard Hendricks has said people get married with a picture in their minds of a perfect marriage. Then after a few trials, they discover they aren't married to a perfect picture, but an imperfect person. When this realization occurs, they will either tear up the picture or they will tear up the person. (Kent Crockett, The 911 Handbook, Peabody, MA: Hendrickson Publishers, 2003, 86)

 

Love is blind, but . . .

"Love is blind. Marriage is an eye-opener." --Leonard Ravenhill

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Changing Your Spouse

A young bride-to-be was at the rehearsal for her wedding. She was nervous and having a hard time remembering what she was supposed to do when she walked down the aisle. The minister said, “Relax, it’s not hard. First, all you need to do is slowly walk down the aisle. Second, walk straight at the altar. Third, when get to the altar, turn and look at him—your husband to be. If you’ll just remember those 3 things, you’ll do just fine.”

The next day, everyone was seated at the church and it was time for her to walk down the aisle. As the organist played the Wedding March, she walked down the aisle saying out loud, “Aisle. . .altar. . .him. Aisle. . .altar. . .him. I’ll alter him!”

Thousands of brides have walked down the aisle saying the same thing—“I’ll alter him. I’ll change him!”

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The Reason Women Talk So Much

A husband was reading the newspaper and told his wife, "This article says that a woman speaks 30,000 words per day, while a man only speaks 15,000 words."

The wife replied, "The reason has to be because a woman has to say everything twice."

The husband looked up from reading the newspaper and asked, "What?"

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Comparing a Spouse With a Parent

A husband told his wife, "I wish you could bake bread like my Momma did."

His wife replied, "I wish you could bring home the dough like by Daddy did."

Don't compare your spouse with a parent because marriage means to leave your father and mother.

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Quotes about Marriage

"The first miracle Jesus performed was at a wedding. Jesus can still do a miracle with your wedding." --Kent Crockett

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Sign on marriage clerk's window: "Out to lunch. Back at 1 o'clock. Think it over."

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"Forgiveness is a repair kit for marriage, but good communication prevents the damage from happening." --Kent Crockett

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"The best marriage in the world is two servants in love. The worst marriage in the world is two masters in love." --Jimmy Evans

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"The wedding ring is that small piece of jewelry placed on the finger that cuts off your circulation" --unknown

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"Show me 12 drunkards and I will show you 12 nagging wives." --Charles Spurgeon

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"A Prenuptial Agreement is a legal document that says, 'I love you almost as much as my money.'" --Gene Appel

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"Marriage is like a violin. When the music stops, the strings are still attached." --unknown

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"The grass is always greener on the other side of the altar." --Dr. James Kennedy

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"Marriage can be heaven or hell. It will be as much of heaven as there is God in it, and as much of hell as there is devil in it." --unknown

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"Two can live as cheaply as one--if one doesn't eat the other goes naked." --W. A. Criswell

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"Two can live as cheaply as one--but only for 1/2 a month." --unknown

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Honeymoon Sandwich

Honeymoon Sandwich: Just lettuce alone

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After 50 Years of Marriage

A couple had been married for 50 years and a party was thrown for their golden anniversary. The husband was very moved by the occasion and wanted to tell his wife how much he thought of her. She was hard of hearing, however, and often misunderstood what he said. With family and friends gathered around, he toasted her and said, “My dear wife, after 50 years I’ve found you tried and true!”

Everyone clapped for them, but his wife was a little irritated and asked, “What did you say?” He spoke louder, “After 50 years, I’ve found you tried and true!”

The wife was now visibly upset and shouted back, “Well, after 50 years I’m tired of you, too!”

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Cooking by Newlyweds

·        A couple sat down to eat their first meal as newlyweds. The wife said, "Today I learned how to make meat loaf and banana pudding." The husband looked at his plate and said, "That's nice, Honey. Which one is this?"

·        A husband told his friend, "My wife doesn't know how to make pot roast, but she does know how to make roast pot!"

·        A newlywed husband posted a sign in his kitchen: "Duncan Hines wept here!"

·        Newlywed's recipe for toast: "Burn, then scrape"

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Removing the Curse

A man had been under a curse for 30 years. He walked for miles over rugged terrain and climbed a mountain to find a guru who could free him. When he got to the top of the mountain, the guru asked, “Why have you come?” He said, “I need for you to remove a curse that was placed on me.”

The guru said, “I can remove the curse, but I must know the exact words that were used to put the curse on you. What were they?” The man answered, “The words were: ‘I now pronounce you husband and wife!’"

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The Maturity Factor

Females who wait until they are at least twenty years of age to marry are nearly four times more likely to stay married than those who exchange vows in their teens. Christian News Standard, October 2006, as cited in In Other Words.

 

Mercy

The Meaning of Mercy

"The real meaning of mercy is that it can look on failure and still see a future." --John Claypool

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And Justice For All?

"The problem is we want justice for everyone else and mercy for ourselves."

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Mid-Life

How Mid-Life Looks

Someone has said that youth looks forward, old age looks backward, and middle age looks worried. (Kent Crockett, The 911 Handbook, Peabody, MA: Hendrickson Publishers, 2003, 149)

 

Mid-Life is When . . .

Mid-life is when:

You know all the answers--but nobody asks you the questions.

You are too tired to work--but too broke to quit.

Your work is less fun--and your fun is more work.

Your narrow waist and your broad mind change places.

You have more hair growing in your ears than on your head.

You read the obituary page every day to see if anyone your age has died.

(Kent Crockett, The 911 Handbook, Peabody, MA: Hendrickson Publishers, 2003, 149)



Mistakes

Causing Our Own Mistakes

A famous pianist had a habit of taking a drink before his performances. One evening he drank a little too much.

After the concert, he asked a friend how he did.

The friend replied, "You didn't miss a wrong note!"

Sometimes we cause our own mistakes through irresponsible behavior.

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Money

Does She Love Me or my Money?

A wealthy elderly man married a beautiful young woman. Not long afterward, he began to wonder if she married him for his money or love for him. He decided to consult a counselor.

“Doc, my problem is driving me crazy. I need to know if my wife really loves me or if she just married me for my money.”

“The answer is simple,” the counselor explained. “Give away all your money except just enough to live on. If your wife stays, she loves you. If she leaves, she loves your money.”

(Kent Crockett, I Once Was Blind But Now I Squint, Chattanooga, TN: AMG Publishers, 2004, 62)

 

If Your Money Could Talk

If money could talk, where would it say it had been?

A one-dollar bill met a fifty-dollar bill and said, “Hey, I haven’t seen you around here much. Where have you been?”

The fifty-dollar bill answered, “Oh, I spent some time around casinos and playing the lottery, and then I went on a cruise and made the rounds on the ship. I came back to the United States for a while, went to a couple of pro football games, to the mall—that kind of stuff. Where have you been?

The one-dollar bill said, “You know, same old place—church, church, church.”

One day our money will talk because we will give an account to God for what we did with it. Although we can't see inside a person's heart, we can see where his treasure goes. (Kent Crockett, Making Today Count for Eternity, Sisters, OR: Multnomah Publishers, 2001, p. 70)

 

Where Your Treasure Is

If our treasure is in heaven, our hearts will be there. If our investments are on earth, our hearts will be here. Our hearts and treasure are interlocked.

I know a man who invested a considerable amount of money in the stock market. When his stock went up in value, his spirit was high. But when his stock went down, he became depressed. His treasure and heart rode together in the same roler coaster car. He invested his treasure in the stock market and, sure enough, his heart was also invested in it. (Kent Crockett, Making Today Count for Eternity, Sisters, OR: Multnomah Publishers, 2001, p. 71)

 

Marrying For Money

Robert had never been married and still lived at home with his elderly father. His mother had passed away several years before. Now that his father was sick and near death, he was the sole heir to inherit a fortune. His father told him, "Robert, you're going to be lonely living in this big house by yourself. You need to go find yourself a wife to keep you company."

So, he went to a singles bar, and spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away. He boldly walked up to her and said, "Right now, I'm just an ordinary man. But a month or two from now, my father will pass away and I'll inherit over 20 million dollars." The woman gladly went home with Robert and he introduced her to his father.

Four days later, she got married and became his stepmother.

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True Security?

"Keep a few hundred million at least, because you never know. Things could get really tough." --Ted Turner speaking to 300 fellow philanthropists, In Other Words 11/24/06

 

A Miserable Millionaire

Former heavyweight boxing champion George Foreman, in his book God in My Corner, explains how money couldn't buy him happiness. He writes:

Before I met God, my attitude was about as bad as it could get. Even when everything was going well for me, I couldn’t see it. And I didn’t appreciate it. When Muhammad Ali fought me for the heavyweight championship, I received a five-million-dollar paycheck. That purse was an astronomical amount of money in those days, and would be worth many times more than that amount in today’s dollars. No fighters had ever been so well-paid in the history of boxing. You’d think that being a multimillionaire would bring instant joy to my soul.

It didn’t. Because I lost the boxing match, I couldn’t enjoy my money. I had five million dollars in the bank, but couldn’t find pleasure in even one penny of it!

I chose to see the worst in my situation, and my stomach was tied up in knots as a result. My sour attitude caused me to sink into deep depression, even though I was filthy rich. Five million dollars could buy me anything I wanted—except happiness. (George Foreman, God in My Corner, Nashville: Thomas Nelson, 2007, p.71-72)

 

How Rich Are You?

People living in North America, Europe, and high-income Asia-Pacific countries hold 90% of the world's wealth. If your household assets exceed $61,000 (home equity, cars, retirement, investments) then you are among the richest 10% in the world. You're in the top 1% of global wealth if your assets top $500,000. Half of the earth's adult population, 1.8 billion, has less than 1% of the world's wealth. (U.S. News & World Report, 12/18/06)

 

Millions starving--but she leaves money to a dog

After Leona Helmsley died in August 2007, she left her dog a $12 million trust fund to provide luxurious care until death. Then the dog will be buried next to her in their $1.4 million mausoleum. Her will calls for their new mausoleum to be washed or steam-cleaned at least once a year and has left $3 million to cover the tab.

 

The Unlucky Lottery

In December 2002, Jack Whittaker won $314.9 million in the lottery. He opted for the lump-sum payout of $170 million, which was $93 million after taxes. But 5 years later, he seems to have been another victim of “the lottery curse.” Whittaker’s wife has left him, his drug-addicted granddaughter died, his daughter has cancer, and he's struggled with alcohol and gambling. He claims he doesn't have any friends and has been involved in 460 legal actions since hitting the jackpot.

Ironically, Whittaker was a multi-millionaire before winning the lottery. He had built a pipeline business worth $17 million. Even after adding $93 million to that amount, the 59-year-old West Virginian said, "I don't have any friends. Every friend that I've had, practically, has wanted to borrow money or something and, of course, once they borrow money from you, you can't be friends anymore."

Whittaker said, "I'm only going to be remembered as the lunatic who won the lottery. I'm not proud of that. I wanted to be remembered as someone who helped a lot of people." Jack Whittaker bought a Powerball ticket and learned the painful truth that money can’t make anyone happy. Houston Chronicle, 9/14/07 as cited in In Other Words, September 2007, Issue #2.



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