Attitude
Skating On One Skate
A boy was skating on one
skate. A man saw him and said, “Don’t you know that you’re supposed to skate on
2 skates?”
The boy said, “Someone
stole my other skate, and that’s why I’m skating on one.”
As the man walked away,
the boy yelled, “Hey Mister! Did you know that you can still have a lot of fun
on just one skate?”
You have a choice. You
can get mad at the person who stole your skate, or you can keep having fun on
just one skate.
--Kent Crockett's Sermon
Illustrations, www.kentcrockett.com
It Is How You Ask
A grouchy man walked into
a cafe. After sitting down, he couldn't find on the menu what he was hungry for.
Ten minutes passed and still no one had waited on him. Finally he yelled to a
waitress who was walking by, "Hey! Do you serve crabs here?"
She said, "Yes, sir. I'll
serve you in a minute."
Kent Crockett's Sermon
Illustrations, www.kentcrockett.com